Come and join us for 12 unique ukulele sessions, plus nightly jammie jams and optional open mics. April is your month to reward yourself with a lively music-filled weekend you won’t forget. Space is limited to six Sassy Lassie ukulele freaks. If you’ve read this far, then this is YOUR weekend, so register now and snag your spot.
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Bye bye PowerPoints, classroom-style seating, mental masturbation from presenters, glazed eyes, overcrowded spaces, sitting idly in your chair as your ass falls asleep and your fingers start twitching ‘cuz you can’t engage with your beloved uke. Shifting from cheek to cheek, you hear a slight, sorrowful whimper as your ukulele gently weeps, “Play me,” she pleads. You think, ‘I want to, but I’m stuck in this f*@!&# chair. WTF? I came here to play. I owe you an apology. Will you ever forgive me?’
There is hope. Sassy Lassie Ukulele Retreat in April! Your ukulele WILL forgive you and you’ll move on to a bright, happy future. This makeup session will be less expensive than months, possibly years, of therapy.
The only prescription is: your beloved uke(s), tuner, favorite tunes for sharing in the wee hours (if you care to, bring 8 copies) two bag lunches, favorite beverages, and cash for Friday night dinner and pizza party on Saturday night.