Who's a Ukulele Sassy Lassie?
YOU ARE A UKULELE SASSY LASSIE IF YOU HAVE ...
- a free-spirit
- a warped sense of humor
- a non-judgmental outlook
- a go-with-the-flow attitude (i.e. no drama queens!)
- the passion and stamina to create music for hours on end
- a birthdate before 1998 (OK, you have to be over 21!)
- the uke skills to strum from C to G without pause (if you can’t, get it tight before you show up. Additional chord family, chord changes won’t hurt either!)
- an appreciation of beautifully eclectic spaces to jam
- a love of lush, tropical, southwest old-Florida settings (this isn't Orlando, but we do love Mickey and Minnie!)
- the desire to immerse yourself in edgy, underground ukulele culture (curious, Sassy?!)
Come and join us for 12 unique ukulele huddles, plus nightly jammie jams and and optional open mics. October is your month to reward yourself with a lively music-filled weekend you won’t forget. Space is limited to 10 Sassy Lassie ukulele freaks (or geeks?). If you’ve read this far, then this is YOUR weekend
SASSY LASSIES SHOOT FROM THE HIP
Bye bye PowerPoints, classroom-style seating, mental masturbation from presenters, glazed eyes, overcrowded spaces, sitting idly in your chair as your ass falls asleep and your fingers start twitching ‘cuz you can’t engage with your beloved uke. Shifting from cheek to cheek, you hear a slight, sorrowful whimper as your ukulele gently weeps, “Play me,” she pleads. You think, ‘I want to, but I’m stuck in this f*@!&# chair. WTF? I came hear to play. I owe you an apology. Will you ever forgive me?’
There is hope. Sassy Lassie Ukulele Retreat! Your ukulele WILL forgive you and you’ll move on to a bright, happy future. This makeup session will be less expensive than months, possibly years, of therapy.
The only prescription is: your beloved uke(s), tuner, music stand, favorite tunes for sharing in the wee hours (if you care to, bring 12 copies) two bag lunches, favorite beverages, and cash for pizza party on Saturday night.