What's Going On?

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EACH DAY WE WILL

  • Strum (maybe until our fingers bleed).
  • Laugh (until our guts hurt).
  • Sing (until we sound like Annie Lennox or Bob Dylan).
  • Stretch (until we get longer).
  • Eat (to keep our digestive systems in peak operating condition).
  • Expand our horizons (until we are the sunrise).
  • Make friends (Sassy Lassies forever).

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 - LAUNCH EVENING

  • 7 p.m. registration and welcome
  • Strum patterns
  • Warm-up songs for the week
  • After hours jammie jam
  • Optional open mic (sleepy heads exit stage left!)

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4

LOVE YOUR VIBRATION

  • Embrace your voice with a sound science vocal experience.


RIGHT UP YOUR KILT

  • Lively Irish and Scottish pub tunes with all the shenanigans.


VAGINA UKE-ALOGUES

  • Kick-ass female artists!


STREEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!

  • Let's get longer!


SEX AND DRUGS

  • No more innocent ukulele songs … need we say more?

EVENING JAMMIE JAM

  • Group round jam and optional open mic (party poopers exit stage right!)

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5

More SEX AND DRUGS

  • Some did, some didn’t, but let’s face it it’s the cornerstone of music.


DEADBEATS

  • Yes they're dead, but their music lives and we will keep it alive.


STREEEEEEEEEEETCH!!! 

  • Let’s get longer!


SIMPLE SONGWRITING

  • Crooning gone corrupt. Sassies, your warped sense of humor will be appreciated.


PIZZA PARTY

  • Cheers!!!!  (all contribute cash).


EVENING JAMMIE JAM

  • Group round jam and optional open mic (no lullabies here, this ain’t no slumber party!).

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6

SASSY LASSIE CIRCLE OF FAVORITES


More VAGINA UKE-ALOGUES

  • So much talent, so little time.


ORGANIC DEPARTURE 

SPACE IS LIMITED TO 10 SASSY LASSIES

To keep the magic of this event, there are only 10 spaces available. Previous retreats have formed waiting lists. This is not a hard sell … if you want to attend, register and do NOT be on a waiting list. Sassies, we are not joking!

REGISTER NOW!